Population | 13.787 billion |
Capital | Valerievna City |
Leader | Salem |
Faith | Lynxism |
Currency | gold coin |
Animal | monster |
The Laser Chasing Professional of Valerievna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Salem with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.787 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Peebble economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,232 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, poverty is disloyal to the Motherland, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.
Valerievna is ranked 55,242nd in the world and 2,164th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 262,540 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valerievna ejected and banned The Commonwealth of New Scansinia from Osiris.
- : Valerievna was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Kingdom of Monkyape, infecting 7 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 92 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 56 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 67 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 139 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 115 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 176 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 100 million survivors.
- : The United States of Alcarand was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Valerievna, infecting 199 million survivors.
World Assembly
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