by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 89thLargest Gambling Industry: 387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 943rd
The Pretty Pink Pharaoh of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And who cares divine intervention
WA Delegate / Pharaoh
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.538 billion

CapitalValerievna City
LeaderMiss Bad Life Choices

Currencygold coin

The Pretty Pink Pharaoh of Valerievna is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Miss Bad Life Choices with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.538 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Peebble economy, worth 954 trillion gold coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 172,357 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the barter economy has taken over as the gold coin has become worthless, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 186,411th in the world and 6,076th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 89thLargest Gambling Industry: 387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 943rdMost Armed: 1,077thMost Devout: 1,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,746thMost Influential: 1,999thHighest Crime Rates: 2,122ndTop
Most Primitive: 2,462ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,468thLargest Mining Sector: 2,488thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,652ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,672ndLargest Black Market: 3,147thMost Avoided: 3,456thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,521stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,745thNudest: 4,022ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,936thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,866thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,025thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,598thHighest Average Incomes: 9,842ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,536thMost Conservative: 12,531stHighest Economic Output: 18,438th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Primitive: 124th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 135th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 148th in the regionLargest Black Market: 173rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 178th in the regionMost Avoided: 195th in the regionNudest: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 224th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 291st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 374th in the regionMost Conservative: 422nd in the regionMost Stationary: 445th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 480th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 513th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 525th in the region

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