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Most Valuable International Artwork: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 485thMost Devout: 1,350th
The Hasal-Pharaoh of
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Salem
Influence
Sprat
He Who Yeets
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Valerievna

Population10.486 billion

CapitalValerievna City
LeaderSalem
FaithLynxism

Currencygold coin
Animalmonster

The Hasal-Pharaoh of Valerievna is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Salem with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.486 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. The average income tax rate is 62.5%.

The all-consuming Peebble economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion gold coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,584 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the barter economy has taken over as the gold coin has become worthless, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 226,547th in the world and 6,191st in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 9.2 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 485thMost Devout: 1,350thMost Armed: 1,415thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,944thMost Primitive: 2,199thMost Avoided: 2,328thHighest Crime Rates: 2,716thLargest Black Market: 2,814thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,920thNudest: 2,937thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,128thLargest Mining Sector: 3,223rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,295thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,772ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,399thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,223rdHighest Economic Output: 12,465thHighest Average Incomes: 12,984thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,307thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,183rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,552ndMost Patriotic: 20,632ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,353rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 109th in the regionMost Primitive: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 112th in the regionLargest Black Market: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionNudest: 136th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 190th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 325th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 580th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 582nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 590th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 817th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 867th in the region

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