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Most Valuable International Artwork: 186thLargest Gambling Industry: 581stMost Devout: 1,538th
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Valerievna

Population13.787 billion

CapitalValerievna City
LeaderSalem
FaithLynxism

Currencygold coin
Animalmonster

The Laser Chasing Professional of Valerievna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Salem with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.787 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Peebble economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,232 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, poverty is disloyal to the Motherland, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 55,242nd in the world and 2,164th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 262,540 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 186thLargest Gambling Industry: 581stMost Devout: 1,538thMost Armed: 1,673rdMost Primitive: 1,849thMost Avoided: 2,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,792ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,891stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,111thNudest: 3,289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,347thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,564thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,815thLargest Mining Sector: 4,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,387thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,182ndHighest Economic Output: 10,873rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,012thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,370th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 120th in the regionNudest: 126th in the regionMost Avoided: 147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 184th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 221st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 252nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 269th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 432nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 529th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 602nd in the regionMost Influential: 691st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 702nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 829th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 898th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,114th in the region

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