The Pretty Pink Pharaoh of Valerievna is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Miss Bad Life Choices with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.538 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Peebble economy, worth 954 trillion gold coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 172,357 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the barter economy has taken over as the gold coin has become worthless, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 186,411^th in the world and 6,076^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.