by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,331st Most Efficient Economies: 1,353rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,913th
The Escaped Convict of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Give'em hell Harry!
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Valentir

Population15.175 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderSome Guy
FaithThe State

CurrencyChild labourer
AnimalNuclear football

The Escaped Convict of Valentir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Some Guy with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.175 billion Mentals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,122 trillion Child labourers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,848 Child labourers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Valentirian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the diplomatic corps stinks, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Some Guy's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentir's national animal is the Nuclear football, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The State.

Valentir is ranked 17,297th in the world and 10th in Kylaris for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,331stMost Efficient Economies: 1,353rdTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,913thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,559thLowest Crime Rates: 3,063rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,539thSafest: 4,211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,473rdLargest Governments: 4,629thHighest Economic Output: 5,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,933rdMost Developed: 7,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,347thMost Cultured: 7,941stTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 8,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,618thSmartest Citizens: 9,670thLargest Populations: 9,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,890thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,635thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,026thMost Inclusive: 13,309thMost Influential: 13,476thMost Secular: 13,687thHighest Average Incomes: 14,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,850thMost Stationary: 16,741st
Top
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valentir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Valentir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Valentir lodged a message on the Kylaris Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentir, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Some Guy's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentir, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentir, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Valentir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentir, Valentirian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentir, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentir, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.

More...

View Forum posts

Report