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All about me! - ကျွနုပ် အကြောင်း။ // The OOC facts about me, the likes and dislikes about me, and well... basically Me Me Me, really.

Fore-note: I didn't hide my face! You just need to find it if you want to. ;) Hint: Look for it in "What do you look like?" Thread.

A (not-so-proud) Burmese at the moment. Yes, I'm aware of the atrocities happening in Burma (Myanmar), and I don't support ANY of them. I just wish that everyone can live peacefully instead of killing each other. Sadly, the world does not work that way. It's not all love, hugs and kisses, so why not ignore all that for a while and spend the time in Valentine Z? Anyway, moving on...

Despite the appearance of the flag, I am, in fact, a guy. I wanted to go with Valentine (not my real name, but it probably should be), but it was taken and CTE by a bigger nation. Why did I give myself the nickname Valentine? Valentine's Day born, that's why. :P

I'm straight, but I have NOTHING against the LGBT. This nation totally reflects my views (err... except for the excessive recreational drug use), so in RL, I feel that everyone should definitely have equal rights - we are all people, for goodness' sake. On the contrary, I'm not in with PC or extreme feminism/menimism (I think there's such a word?). You can't promote equality WHILE attacking the other gender, and there can still be stereotypes and racial slurs in an inclusive society (so feel free to enjoy those old timey Looney Tunes or Disney cartoons, without any censoring). Not a big fan of SJWs either. Ultimately, I still think that we can be friends even if you have differing opinions from me.

Political views, huh... Well, definitely against dictatorships as a whole, and ISIS can go and have a horrible disband. I like to think of myself as Liberal, but I'm not exactly against Conservatives either. So... I guess that makes me a Centrist leaning Left? Either way, I don't have any problems with your political views, just so long as you don't go too extreme. I am all for feminism and equality, but the extreme feminism isn't helping anyone! You cannot do crazy things like ban words with "man" inside, or offended because men are taller than women (that one is purely biological). Despite my socialist views, I am not a hardcore anti-capitalist. I just like to think that we can have a capitalist system, but with a safety net and all that to protect the poor, you know?

I really, REALLY hate rapists and animal abusers too. For the former though, the same thing applies for false rape accusations. These three are my berserk buttons.

I also dreamed of the entire world under one ruler/supernation (not a dictator-type, but by a benevolent leader). Nope, not going to be me *toning down ego*.

As for my real-life name, I don't feel like officially changing to add Valentine in it anymore. It's difficult when you're 18 and above above 18 (I can't grammar there for a while, oops!) and there are too many things to change (ID, medical records, contact my University, etc.) So, why not just use it as my unofficial nickname?

Feel free to drop a telegram if you want to. Just like my IC, I'm actually rather friendly outside of NS. I know, I know... self-praise is no praise. Sad to say that the 50-meter General is me trying to overcompensate for my actual height of a mere 1.7 m.

One not-so-funny fact about me: Most of the time, I was told that I am a calm and cool-tempered person (no self-praise this time). BUT, they never see me powering through a computer error. Nothing pisses me off more than a computer with errors and slowdowns.

I do enjoy a game of Overwatch, like a lot. I average 10-12 matches per day, though of course, I don't win all the time. STILL, I have fun, and that's all it matters! I once again self-declare that I am cool with losing or whatever; it's just a game, maybe I get frustrated by many, many deaths, but hey, I had fun (Repetitive much, repetitive?). Only once I told a guy to Flip off because he was telling me how bad I was playing (he wasn't faring any better in that match, mind you).
I don't feel like playing Competitive, because apparently, getting a low level 60 like me is unfortunate for my team. Seriously, I got indirectly told off once that as I was the lowest level, I hampered the entire team, even though my play wasn't THAT bad. Ugh, rant over...

My favorite number is 31, for 2 reasons.
1) My date of birth's digits 14/02/1995 added up to 31.
2) In my schooling years in Primary 6 (that's 6th Grade), my index number was 31. I began using this number on multiple occasions and eventually, it became my favorite number. I also have a thing for numbers 3, 7, 10, 20, 41, and 53. Might see these numbers occasionally on my Factbooks.

How other nations imagined me to look like? Well, here are a few. I'm not slamming them for being wrong, mind you; it's these guesses that makes it fun, plus some of them were posted way before I revealed my face below (or added more info about me). Some of them are posted under different puppets.

The Nation.

Their guess.


Without looking at OOC: American. Lives in Florida or one of the Mid-Atlantic states. Late teens to early twenties. Likes cats and the Netherlands. Trans woman?


Young Filipino, short, thin, black hair.


[To Garden at 6th Mile Road] Quirky 20 something woman who doesn't mind being a tad silly/humorous. Is heavily into the magical side fantasy.


[To Garden at 6th Mile Road] A Dutchman, probably aged anywhere from 18-34, it's not clear, but they are studying or have studied physics.

Avernian Republic

Teenage school girl who insists on making everything she owns pink. Though, could also be a brony. High school. Acne. Greasy hair.


American, female, probably between 17-20, uhhh, likes Disney probably.


I've read your OOC so it's cheating a little but I'll say what my first impressions were before I read it;
American female, mid-late teens, has interest in Disney and likes learning about different countries and cultures, has a positive personality and attitude.

Christo Pax

Native Californinan, female, early 20's. When she is not in college, she works at a Starbucks. Likes cats.


Burmese-American, left-leaning pacifist, INFP, early 20's.


A bubbly teenage/young adult female living in the Netherlands, or has strong Dutch ties. Very much media savvy, and sometimes ridiculed for being too childish, her* continuous optimism is constant. Also, Overwatch and cats..

*assuming your gender is one that can be clarified by human terminology, and is neither a Lovecraftian deity, nor an apache helicopter

Dark socialism

A Very positive female, 14-30 years old who lives in Seattle is upper middle class, watches a lot of cartoons, and is a tumblery type person.

Deutschess Kaiserreich

Young teenage female that loves pop culture. Possibly bisexual.

Evil Lord Bane

Female, single, early 20's. Just got out of collage. Lives at home with her parents on the west coast of the US, while looking for work as a structural engineer. Likes cats and ponies. Doesn't own a pony, but has three pet cats. Had a long term relationship in High School, but it didn't work out afterwards as both parties went to diffrent collages. Became a vegan out of health concers. Like to go fly fishing (catch and release), hiking, and camping. Takes up environmental causes, and collects American Girl dolls as a hobby. Has a vast shoe collection, but is always looking for more. Keeps her teeth as white and clean as humanly possable.

Free american empire-

A British female, 25 years old, fairly liberal, and peaceful. Typically likes to gives cheers to people around her, especially her family members. Perhaps supports Labor party.

Free rhenish states

A reactionary white American right-winger that opposes himself to the what he calls the runious modern influence, true to conservatism, with his ancestors from Central Europe, considers his life important, devoted to God and nobody else.


Irish-American chick, late teenage years, kinda quirky, seems pretty fun to have a chat with.

Irish-American girl, early 20s, a bit clumsy, likes listening to Katy Perry's songs. Probably an ISFP.


Very friendly guy, Burmese by descent but living in the US, possibly along the western coast in California or somewhere. Studying maths or physics in college, but really loves music and probably has himself heavily involved in music projects on the side. An ENFJ in terms of personality type.

German second empire

An Italian man in 30s.


[To Garden at 6th Mile Road] Ethnically South East Asian/Indian a young male otaku and a furry from Canada.


A young man, maybe 19 or so, from Southeast Asia. Some sort of math or science major in college. Loves video games, animals, and pretty much anything cute. Probably owns a cat or two. He's on the left side of the political spectrum, and especially values pacifism and eco-friendliness.


Burmese immigrant to the US, liberally-minded and a pacifist. Short and extroverted.


[To Alanis Star]: Probably a Italian or French. Humanist, female. 19 years old.


A guy in his 20s, probably from Europe or North America. Isn't that interested in politics, yet follows them via the news.


A girl in her teens. Big anime fan.


Uh, Caucasian Female? Likes hearts, and kinda geeky.


Quite possibly the nicest person you could meet online. Female teen from Myanmar who's parents emigrated to the US, now living on the western coast, either Washington or Oregon. Shy in real life, Most likely has a art blog on tumblr, and currently goes to high school. No particular view on the world as a whole, other than that people should chill out, and just have a good time instead of getting violent.

New Envoi

A 1.7m high Burmese male pacifist that just wanted everybody to get along. Soft-spoken and kind. Thin, long brown hair, square glasses.

New jibby

A 17 year old liberal girl who binges alot of anime and draws.


Hmm... lets see... Im thinking Burmese but lives in Singapore. Female, aged between 18 - 24, more likely the latter. Works as an intern at a business centre. Is currently in university, studying business. Has a great relationship with family and loves cats, and is a very, very cheerful and upbeat person. Is quite non-political and just wants people to be friends.

Nouveau Yathrib

Male Singaporean university student from Myanmar, wears glasses and is keenly interested in information technology and the social sciences.


Clipped short hair, Filipino, slightly effeminate, lithe, wears glasses, smiles a lot, big eyes.

Pan-Asiatic States

[To Garden at 6th Mile Road] An astrologist in his late-40s, slightly concerned over U.S Politics.

Pan-Asiatic States

Female STEM grad student. Has probably worked as a barista at some point in her life. Relatively a decent person.


25 year old Burmese male born and raised in Singapore. He has a small family, consisting of a couple of siblings and his parents. Hes currently working in a company in the heart of the city state.

Pax Cybertronian

[To Alanis Star]: A 25-year-old Burmese male whom eventually migrated to the United States for job oppurtinities. He condemns the government for the atrocities going on in there and is a centrist politically. Loves animals and is somewhat apathetic towards the European Union. Likes a variety of music, especially rock and metal. May or may not want to become the benevolent overlord of the planet. Occupation-wise, he's a computer technician, and is highly agitated by computer errors, buffering and slowdowns.


[To Alanis Star]: An American female teenager who likes Disney/Pixar movies?


Centrist 23-year-old Burmese man studying mathematics in Singapore. Intelligent, but not very outgoing. Has a noticeable feminine side and is willing to show it. Currently living at quite low standards due to the Singaporean cost of living. Straight ally.


Female, young; maybe around 19 or so, average height and is somewhat athletic. Probably goes running and swimming a lot. Dislikes organized sports. From Ireland and is really into first person shooting games. I'm guessing her name's Samantha but she just goes by Sam.

Post War America

A conservative Christian of some sort of European Decent. Probably male. I would guess aged somewhere between the ages of 16-36.


A (trans?) woman in her mid-20s who is really god at editing vector stuff, and has a partner.


Guy in his late teens to early 20s, very friendly and kind, loves having fun, and goofing off, and wishes the world was a nicer place.

Republic of-singapore

Male Singaporean who dislikes the PAP, around the age of 18-20 and works at a cafe as a barista.


An Canadian male. 20 yo. very friendly, likes cats. is green. wishes everyone was treated with respect.


Canadian female, 22, super friendly, likes anime, lives in Vancouver


A sentient, benevolent sh*tposter of a dude.


Either from the Netherlands or Belgium, somewhere in the LGBTQ spectrum, somewhat left-leaning but not a very dogmatic ideological kind of person.


Smol gril [Small girl] with Dutch heritage or something. Likes a good potato knish, eats peanut butter outta the jar, and complains when people mention height. Boops frequently.

Socialist Communist States

20ish year old guy, that likes sci-fi and technology. From the United States. A liberal that has voted Democratic probably. Owns a cat, or a dog.


Cause I already know a ton I'll say what I had in mind when I first saw the fella:
Burmese female, lives in somewhere else, about 16 to 19-years-old-.
Has a personality that is cheerful as f***.
Politically on the left, but she doesn't care.
Has tons of cats.


27 year old Burmese male from Singapore. He was born in Burma but his family migrated to Singapore shortly afterwards. Hes lived in Singapore all of his life, and actually is fairly ignorant of Burmese culture. Hes an atheist but has a lot of sympathies for Buddhism.


Not very descriptive, but female teenager from the US who enjoys Pixar films.

Svilajska republika

Owns an e-boutique selling handmade peace bicycles.

The antarctic clone army

Flirty Frenchie.

The City-State of Palmont

That crazy broad with six cats that lives across the street.

The City-State of Palmont

Gay or bisexual guy from anywhere where they speak Dutch, 20 to 28-years-old, a 'Libertarian socialist', LOVES cats, also Overwatch, would like to go through sex reassignment surgery some day.

The dark panther

[To Voorzichtigheid] 19-21, very nice, likes movies, liberal or socialist, a dog person but likes all animals.

-The Islamic Queendom-

19 year old transwoman from Vancouver.

The Litan Imperium

[To Garden at 6th Mile Road] Very friendly and positive Norwegian.

Totally not rodrigo duterte

An 18 y/o chick, lives in Japan / acts like japanese or kawaii and spends her time on internet forums.

United American Commomwealth

When I first saw you, I assumed you were a Burmese Female in her early twenties who loved memes a bit too much and supported a centristic economy. Turns out, I was wrong.

-United Republic of Freedonia

I don't know if you are a girl or a trap. Around 19 years, optimistic and joyful, asian descent, possible nekomata.

10/10 i will hug again.

-United Republic of Freedonia

Hmmmmm, around 22 yo bi girl, lives in some cold place i dunno, maybe she has her hair dyed of some color, lives with only her mom as company, loves soft stuff.

User control panel

Female, early 20s, American. Apolitical with spite for the current political climate. Uses NS in attempt to realize idealistic liberal democracy outside of reality.

Van riebeeck land

[To Garden at 6th Mile Road] LGBT 16 year old Male living on the East Coast. He's interested different cultures and geography, probably writes his own fiction stories. Relatively a nice guy.

Wine-loving Chimps

Early 20s, American Female, Liberal or Progressive, likely a Sciences or Engineering Student.

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