The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.562 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 405 trillion b0Is a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,916 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Valentian-Elysian flag qualifies you for citizenship, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, new Valentian-Elysian taxis are fitted with server racks, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 12,005^th in the world and 202^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,914.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.