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Valentian Elysium

Population6.268 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.268 billion Valento-Elysians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 726 trillion b0Is a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,832 b0Is, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 76,539th in the world and 762nd in 10000 Islands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Influential: 119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,364thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,713thMost Pacifist: 4,945thNicest Citizens: 5,068thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,568thHighest Food Quality: 6,899thMost Inclusive: 6,972ndMost Cultured: 7,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,344thBest Weather: 7,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,887thSafest: 8,497thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,181stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,357thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,377thMost Developed: 10,602ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,048thSmartest Citizens: 12,877thMost Efficient Economies: 13,507thTop
Most Secular: 14,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,711thLargest Governments: 17,478thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,125thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,720thLowest Crime Rates: 22,628thMost Stationary: 23,266thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,197thMost Politically Free: 25,816th
Most Influential: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionMost Politically Free: 68th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionNudest: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 145th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152nd in the regionSafest: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 161st in the region

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