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Most Secular: 4,792nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,700th Nicest Citizens: 8,202nd
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Valentian Elysium

Population679 million

CapitalBrudondam

Currencyb0I
AnimalRobin

The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 679 million Valento-Elysians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 67.4 trillion b0Is a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 99,299 b0Is, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 85,795th in the world and 548th in 10000 Islands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 837.5 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 4,792ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,700thNicest Citizens: 8,202ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,808thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,272ndMost Inclusive: 10,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,648thMost Cultured: 11,702ndMost Developed: 12,420thBest Weather: 12,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,753rdNudest: 13,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,410thMost Politically Free: 14,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,979thSafest: 15,258thRudest Citizens: 16,616th
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Most Secular: 76th in the regionMost Politically Free: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionNudest: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Valentian Elysium lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Valentian Elysium lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.

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