by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Influential: 335thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 862ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,555th
The Holy and Exalted Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Ad astra per aspera
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Valentian Elysium

Population3.562 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.562 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 405 trillion b0Is a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,916 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Valentian-Elysian flag qualifies you for citizenship, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, new Valentian-Elysian taxis are fitted with server racks, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 12,005th in the world and 202nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,914.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Influential: 335thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 862ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,555thNicest Citizens: 4,722ndMost Pacifist: 4,896thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,202ndMost Inclusive: 6,522ndMost Cultured: 7,512thBest Weather: 7,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,816thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,083rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,481stSafest: 9,644thHealthiest Citizens: 10,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,548thMost Developed: 10,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,407thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,005thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,918thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,919thMost Efficient Economies: 13,084thSmartest Citizens: 13,347thMost Secular: 13,703rdNudest: 14,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,721stLargest Governments: 18,299thLowest Crime Rates: 20,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,986thMost Politically Free: 21,714thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,009th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 47th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 91st in the regionNudest: 94th in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 209 » Vivolkha, BRVTOPIA, Zeganas, Piscina, Blogotopia, Northern African Sahara, Eist, The Soylent Green Party, Lower Phlebacite, Palman, Kaltovar, Tangora, Dustwind, Tzo, Northern Nivaria, Lacuna, Seantonia, Old Atlantica, Kyrizstanislav, Creeptopia, The Parandeam, Karlando, Colonel Terrosit, Dovant, Mastodonia, Chip Skylark, Maalemzya, Yakkandiania, Vill Send, New Dracora, Maconshinbernititte, Marroc, Arctic Coalition, Coreras, Ascended Union, A R V E R N A, Oom, Slaytania, Grimmywelsh, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Zopciria, Zyrcrestia, Niralands, Sedek-Cantus, Ignis Cinere, ShadowVoltia, Grungerock, Airday, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Yeuhon, and 159 others.Recon Island, Zachais, Nanase Army, Calrad, Pecanagle, City of Saint Nicolas, East Shetland, Republic of Libriano, ANCAPISTANZA, Novegia, Alaxia, Kierekiko, Greenmont Federation, Johnne Green, Ishkabibber, Everrettannia, Amabanana, Giraten, Hellenic Exusia, West Whale, Solarampa, Ali Faridi, Terra Royaume, Spearka, Danyl, Harekoku, Aurorastar, Islands of Czechia, The Republic of Osea, Thyndra, Pianaville, Drewish, Galoamar, Medetas, Pardul, Holma, Riance, Evertopia, Asakraka, West Longobardia, Vragar, Namakan, Son Weslana, Eppur, Juiulia, Andaristiva, Anisopterra, Nogalacia, Great Ranges, Dans Gres, The unidet Of life, Waitiki, Kachikawawa, Creightland, Point Comfort Colony, Anollasia, Hunism, Magtonia, Solsevara, Voldwinashunst, Vest Choslayance, Katitania, Santa Pace, Drusila, Liberdon, Rightonrighton, KJU Marshall, Skamor, New Terrasol, Karemrehan, Crysanthem, Adrinian, Manurajya, Keswickholt, Marxist Germany, Silvastorn, Cowkaine, Free Fremovanja, Galimania, Ilfarasia, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Makykay, HumanSanity, Kalldunn, Peacecock, Georce, Ner Epiand, Seranis, Chiseka, Nea Komnenia, Mauryana, Zeklandia, Aquachromia, Mystaaria, Hohenzollern-Habsburg, Hallakoku, The Cheese Puff Islands, United States of Island land, Ardelenia, Testa, Mairterra, Canada but with Jazz, Rhie, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Ultimate Wakanda, New Mountain States of Turkey, Shiratrosihy, Mat She, Pugopolus, New Non, Tharalian Union, Clialaad, Lucciana, Megistos, Civitor, Girls Who Say Bruh, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Batona, Liendor, Carthegia, Pallas Athenaie, Noohlya, Rat Bastard, Monky Islands, Fort Langlea, Onfande, North Dredburg, North Realia, Miliarat, Money and Donuts, Hanbaria, The Fortem, Dorab, Kagicang, The Galactic American Imperium, Venmere, Nuremburgia, Tausend Seen, The Iron Crown Order, Ilvanya, S Mova Derat, Sous Aniores, Schudentag, Isentran, Greater Puptioneberadon, Ludens Sapiens, New Kowloon Bay, Silvedania, Krystalveil, Conikslan, Lisokyo, Selu-Ahare, Alicia Academy, The Assembly of Awesomeness, Hellstep, Horacellum, Tierra de Platanos, South Orwelland, and Wischland.

View Forum posts