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Most Influential: 196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,634th
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Valentian Elysium

Population4.515 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.515 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 512 trillion b0Is a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,399 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 189,986th in the world and 801st in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 863.14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 803rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,634thNicest Citizens: 4,842ndMost Pacifist: 4,853rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,338thMost Inclusive: 6,782ndHighest Food Quality: 7,030thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,160thMost Cultured: 7,205thBest Weather: 7,470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,158thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,519thSafest: 8,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,286thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,501stMost Developed: 10,697thHealthiest Citizens: 10,702ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,411thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,213thSmartest Citizens: 13,009thMost Secular: 13,088thMost Efficient Economies: 14,636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,193rdMost Income Equality: 17,156thLargest Governments: 17,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,416thMost Politically Free: 19,904thLowest Crime Rates: 20,145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,495th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 39th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 87th in the region

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