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Valenera

Population6.482 billion

CapitalEsterwitch
LeaderAstrid Weisberg-Talleyrand
FaithVioletism

Currencyflorin
Animalraven

The Mouse Socialist Monarchy of Valenera is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.482 billion Valenerans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esterwitch. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Valeneran economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 272,285 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, board shorts have replaced board rooms, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. Valenera's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Valenera is ranked 4,712th in the world and 1st in LKE Imperial Army for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 18,544.07 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 424thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 517thLeast Corrupt Governments: 603rdMost Cultured: 938thSafest: 978thHighest Food Quality: 1,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,130thNicest Citizens: 1,159thMost Inclusive: 1,223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,245thMost Efficient Economies: 1,373rdRudest Citizens: 1,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,539thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,595thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,812thMost Pacifist: 1,974thSmartest Citizens: 2,273rdMost Developed: 2,369thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,041stHighest Average Incomes: 3,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,128thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,676thLargest Retail Industry: 4,712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,248thHealthiest Citizens: 5,286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,598thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,796thMost Patriotic: 7,446thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,181stNudest: 10,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,760thHighest Economic Output: 11,288thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,049thMost Secular: 15,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,453rdBest Weather: 16,814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,453rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,454th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valenera's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenera, group hugs break out during floor votes.

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