The Most Serene Republic of Valenair is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Captain-Regent Pavao Halford XII with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.688 billion Valenairians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St George. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Valenairian economy, worth 580 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 216,015 Florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,286,480 per year while the poor average 16,598, a ratio of 77.5 to 1.
The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valenair's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Valenairian Byzantine Catholics.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valenair was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : Following new legislation in Valenair, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Valenair, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Valenair, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Valenair, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
- : Valenair endorsed The Community of Libotionia.
- : Valenair endorsed The Kingdom of New-El.
- : Valenair endorsed The Commonwealth of United States of Panthalassa.
- : Valenair voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
- : Valenair was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United States of Panthalassa.
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