by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,072ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,349thSafest: 17,661st
The Euphemian Fiction of
Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
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Population5.692 billion

Leaderthe guy
FaithMartin Eden


The Euphemian Fiction of Valefontaine is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 5.692 billion Valefontenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erebus. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Valefontainean economy, worth 364 trillion valets a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,062 valets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and Erebus's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valefontaine's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Martin Eden.

Valefontaine is ranked 181,291st in the world and 1st in International Concordia League for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,072ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,349thTop
Safest: 17,661stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,740thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,111thMost Cultured: 19,778th

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