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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,307th
The Euphemian Fiction of
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Population3.565 billion

Leaderthe guy
FaithMartin Eden


The Euphemian Fiction of Valefontaine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the guy with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 3.565 billion Valefontenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erebus. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Valefontainean economy, worth 232 trillion valets a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,096 valets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and Erebus's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valefontaine's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Martin Eden.

Valefontaine is ranked 35,692nd in the world and 2nd in International Concordia League for Most Influential, scoring 541 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,307th

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