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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,049thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,743rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,343rd
The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vale Helsraetoni

Population8.489 billion

CapitalOldtown
LeaderChip Douglas

Currencydollar
Animalcobra

The Confederacy of Vale Helsraetoni is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chip Douglas with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.489 billion Vale Helsraetonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldtown. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vale Helsraetonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 217,421 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, major cities run on potato batteries, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vale Helsraetoni's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vale Helsraetoni is ranked 6,939th in the world and 57th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.25 Whatever.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,049thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,743rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,343rdTop
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Most Devout: 3,137thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,250thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,867thLargest Black Market: 4,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,193rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,209thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,225thMost Influential: 4,779thHighest Average Incomes: 5,227thRudest Citizens: 5,471stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,914thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,324thLargest Mining Sector: 6,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,138thMost Avoided: 7,251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,770thMost Cultured: 8,824thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,029thHighest Economic Output: 9,166thMost Efficient Economies: 9,640thLowest Crime Rates: 11,595thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,812thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,411thMost Developed: 15,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,328thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,768thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,704thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,817thSmartest Citizens: 22,981st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, major cities run on potato batteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Vale Helsraetoni was endorsed by The Free Land of Laffertty.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in Vale Helsraetoni, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".

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