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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,810th Most Influential: 3,096th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,967th
The Unified Democratic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Omnia Omnibus Ubique ヘケ可
President Sydney Cole
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.597 billion

CapitalThe Redoubt
LeaderPresident Sydney Cole

CurrencyE Currency
AnimalForest Wolf

The Unified Democratic States of Valdwall is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sydney Cole with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.597 billion Valdwallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Redoubt. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Valdwallian economy, worth 128 trillion E Currencies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 80,309 E Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around The Redoubt, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valdwall's national animal is the Forest Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valdwall is ranked 110,092nd in the world and 4,130th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.42 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,810thMost Influential: 3,096thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,967thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,525thMost Average: 12,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,647thMost Developed: 15,594th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 219th in the regionMost Average: 237th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 353rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 358th in the regionMost Developed: 459th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 481st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 502nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 532nd in the regionBest Weather: 557th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 566th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 616th in the region

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