by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Insurance Industry: 2,403rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,778thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,760th
The Royal Armed Forces of
Father Knows Best State
One and all
Commander-in-Chief Earl Joseph Rald
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Valdr Army

Population9.178 billion

LeaderCommander-in-Chief Earl Joseph Rald
FaithChurch of Adonai

CurrencyPanthera Dollar
AnimalBlack Panthera

The Royal Armed Forces of Valdr Army is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Earl Joseph Rald with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.178 billion Valdr Armies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Valdr Army economy, worth 853 trillion Panthera Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,946 Panthera Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valdr Army's national animal is the Black Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Adonai.

Valdr Army is ranked 121,339th in the world and 13th in Emery for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,403rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,778thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,760thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 19,839thHighest Economic Output: 20,616thLargest Retail Industry: 21,414th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts