Population | 16.6 billion |
Capital | Nord Kruna |
Leader | Nicolas III - HM The Grand Duke of Valdr |
Currency | Valdr Dollar |
Animal | Snow Panthera |
The Grand Duchy of Valdr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicolas III - HM The Grand Duke of Valdr with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.6 billion Valdrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nord Kruna. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Valdrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,216 trillion Valdr Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,746 Valdr Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, there's never enough space in space, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valdr's national animal is the Snow Panthera, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Valdr is ranked 8,084th in the world and 377th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.02 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : Valdr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Valdr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Valdr was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The Commonwealth of New Lakemba, curing 170 million infected.
- : Valdr was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The 🥔Potato is Friendly🥔 of PotatoFarmers, curing 129 million infected.
- : Valdr was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The Commonwealth of New Lakemba, curing 161 million infected.
- : Valdr was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The 🥔Potato is Friendly🥔 of PotatoFarmers, curing 145 million infected.
- : Valdr was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The Commonwealth of New Lakemba, curing 132 million infected.
- : Valdr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Valdr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Valdr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.