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Largest Publishing Industry: 211th Most Cultured: 221st Most Inclusive: 241st
The Secretly a Cantaloupe of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Don't bargain with the devil. Do it with me.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Secretly a Cantaloupe of Valaran is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister William Hesseren with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.598 billion Valarans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astaria. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Valaranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 301,360 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar. Crime is totally unknown. Valaran's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valaran is ranked 16,165th in the world and 5th in Borealias for Most Influential, scoring 1,464 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 211thMost Cultured: 221stMost Inclusive: 241stSmartest Citizens: 514thMost Compassionate Citizens: 524thNicest Citizens: 579thMost Rebellious Youth: 599thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 624thMost Developed: 624thLongest Average Lifespans: 855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 867thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,015thLargest Governments: 1,080thHealthiest Citizens: 1,091stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,092ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,233rdMost Pacifist: 1,257thHighest Average Incomes: 1,262ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,349thMost Secular: 1,376thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,014thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,092ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,097thLowest Crime Rates: 2,550thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,407thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,610thHighest Economic Output: 3,886thSafest: 4,070thMost Efficient Economies: 4,163rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,276thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,484thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,586thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,673rdTop
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Nudest: 12,047thMost Stationary: 14,739thMost Influential: 16,165th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Valaran, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.

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