Population | 37.854 billion |
Capital | Raynor City |
Leader | Lathwen Raynor |
Faith | Elunism |
Currency | silver coin |
Animal | cows |
The Pink Eternal Realm of Valanora is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lathwen Raynor with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.854 billion Vanorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raynor City. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Vanorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion silver coins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,110 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visiting the best Vanorian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valanora's national animal is the cows, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elunism.
Valanora is ranked 2,232nd in the world and 5th in Arrosia for Largest Populations, with 37.9 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Valanora, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
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Valanora, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
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Valanora, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat.
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Valanora, visiting the best Vanorian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
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Valanora, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
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Valanora, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
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Valanora, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
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Valanora, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
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Valanora, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
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Valanora, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.