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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 258th Largest Welfare Programs: 380th Most Advanced Public Transport: 707th
The Mostly Lesbian Matriarchy of
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We Are The Many
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Val Halla

Population9.833 billion

CapitalNya York
LeaderMost Divine Empress Konata Izumi
FaithThe Kitty Cat Cult

AnimalLesser Spotted Neko

The Mostly Lesbian Matriarchy of Val Halla is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Most Divine Empress Konata Izumi with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.833 billion Val Hallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nya York. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Val Hallan economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Catnips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 135,738 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Val Hallan throne, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and Most Divine Empress Konata Izumi can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime is totally unknown. Val Halla's national animal is the Lesser Spotted Neko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Kitty Cat Cult.

Val Halla is ranked 4,592nd in the world and 200th in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 227.72 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 258thLargest Welfare Programs: 380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 707thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,229thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,711thTop
Largest Governments: 2,525thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,950thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,178thMost Developed: 3,236thMost Cultured: 3,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,759thMost Pacifist: 4,086thMost Efficient Economies: 4,105thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,261stNicest Citizens: 4,499thMost Inclusive: 4,592ndBest Weather: 5,838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,419thHealthiest Citizens: 7,511thSmartest Citizens: 7,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,794thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,874thLowest Crime Rates: 11,795thMost Devout: 12,650thHighest Average Incomes: 16,312th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 155th in the regionMost Cultured: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 181st in the regionNicest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Inclusive: 200th in the regionMost Pacifist: 207th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 244th in the regionBest Weather: 274th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 386th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 393rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 416th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 494th in the regionMost Influential: 521st in the regionMost Devout: 565th in the region

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