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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 251st Largest Welfare Programs: 377th Most Advanced Public Transport: 675th
The Mostly Lesbian Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
We Are The Many
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Val Halla

Population10.322 billion

CapitalNya York
LeaderMost Divine Empress Konata Izumi
FaithThe Kitty Cat Cult

CurrencyCatnip
AnimalLesser Spotted Neko

The Mostly Lesbian Matriarchy of Val Halla is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Divine Empress Konata Izumi with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.322 billion Val Hallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nya York. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Val Hallan economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion Catnips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 135,738 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Val Hallan throne, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and Most Divine Empress Konata Izumi can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime is totally unknown. Val Halla's national animal is the Lesser Spotted Neko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Kitty Cat Cult.

Val Halla is ranked 7,396th in the world and 336th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.07 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 251stLargest Welfare Programs: 377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 863rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,300thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,739thLargest Governments: 2,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,966thMost Developed: 3,248thMost Cultured: 3,263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,645thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,931stMost Pacifist: 4,056thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,212thNicest Citizens: 4,434thMost Inclusive: 4,524thBest Weather: 5,755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,057thHealthiest Citizens: 7,396thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7,611thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,743rdHighest Economic Output: 9,284thLowest Crime Rates: 11,446thMost Devout: 11,996th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 105th in the regionMost Cultured: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 229th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 315th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 333rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 347th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 404th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Val Halla's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Val Halla's influence in Osiris fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
  • : Val Halla's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Val Halla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Val Halla's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Val Halla's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Val Halla's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Val Halla's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Val Halla was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Val Halla ceased to exist in Lazarus.

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