by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,417thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,694thFattest Citizens: 3,797th
The Sewerage System of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do what we say
Stink E Bouts
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Vae Cloaca

Population7.84 billion

LeaderStink E Bouts
FaithHail the Leaderism

CurrencyBottle Lid
AnimalDung Beatle

The Sewerage System of Vae Cloaca is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stink E Bouts with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.84 billion Devilz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Devil economy, worth 569 trillion Bottle Lids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,654 Bottle Lids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, healthcare funding has been cut, and the only trips Devilz are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Vae Cloaca's national animal is the Dung Beatle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hail the Leaderism.

Vae Cloaca is ranked 215,849th in the world and 17th in Laraniem for Highest Drug Use, scoring 27.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,417thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,694thFattest Citizens: 3,797thMost Avoided: 6,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,462ndMost Devout: 7,485thLargest Black Market: 10,384thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,342ndMost Patriotic: 12,774thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,092ndLargest Gambling Industry: 15,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,713thMost Authoritarian: 16,416thMost Stationary: 16,836thMost Influential: 19,962ndMost Primitive: 22,769th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the region

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