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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 320thRudest Citizens: 428thHighest Crime Rates: 530th
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Population2.758 billion

LeaderBernie Sanders

AnimalSquid Dog

The Community of V3rmont is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bernie Sanders with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.758 billion V3rmontians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montpelier. The average income tax rate is 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient V3rmontian economy, worth 544 trillion Burlingtons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 197,349 Burlingtons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a law unto itself, royalist is the most offensive slur in the V3rmontian language, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of V3rmontian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", and pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. V3rmont's national animal is the Squid Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Syrup.

V3rmont is ranked 200,592nd in the world and 8,132nd in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 50.31 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 320thRudest Citizens: 428thHighest Crime Rates: 530thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 776thMost Armed: 781stLargest Retail Industry: 857thFattest Citizens: 937thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,712thHighest Drug Use: 1,749thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,796thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,822ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,839thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,930thTop
Most Influential: 2,127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,767thMost Inclusive: 3,649thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,555thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,913thHighest Average Incomes: 6,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,371stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,442ndNudest: 8,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,234thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,567thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,772ndSmartest Citizens: 12,420thMost Politically Free: 13,585thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,304thMost Secular: 14,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,394thMost Cultured: 15,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,260thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,711th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 65th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 129th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 161st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 171st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 176th in the regionMost Politically Free: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 258th in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 287th in the regionLargest Black Market: 289th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 302nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 356th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 364th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 370th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 434th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 441st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 500th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 512th in the regionMost Secular: 529th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 653rd in the regionMost Stationary: 687th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 770th in the region

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