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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 588th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 651st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,289th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A sword can kill a man. Fear can kill an empire.
Supreme Overlord Donald Putin
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Uzghanistan

Population3.283 billion

CapitalGrestin
LeaderSupreme Overlord Donald Putin
FaithLeader-Worship

CurrencyUzghat
AnimalVulture

The Dictatorship of Uzghanistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord Donald Putin with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.283 billion Uzghanistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grestin. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Uzghanistanian economy, worth 858 trillion Uzghats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,475 Uzghats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uzghanistan's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Leader-Worship.

Uzghanistan is ranked 16,369th in the world and 66th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Economic Output, with 858 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,289thLargest Black Market: 1,323rdMost Secular: 1,354thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,511thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,767thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,793rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,129thHighest Average Incomes: 2,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,541stMost Avoided: 2,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,953rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,698thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,528thMost Authoritarian: 4,682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,713thLargest Governments: 4,728thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,771stMost Conservative: 4,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,189thLowest Crime Rates: 5,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,793rdFattest Citizens: 6,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,413thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,352ndMost Extreme: 11,393rdSmartest Citizens: 12,295thMost Efficient Economies: 15,137th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 66th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 66th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionMost Extreme: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Uzghanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in Uzghanistan, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of Uzghanistanian unhappiness.

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