The State of Uxmalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.76 billion Uxmalians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The powerhouse Uxmalian economy, worth 918 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,638 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 132,560 per year while the poor average 8,266, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uxmalia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uxmalia is ranked 265,161^st in the world and 6^th in Kuwait City for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.61 law-abiding acts per hour.