The Divine Officer of Totality of Uwakuzi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Uri Kunkiri Juraini with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.651 billion Kaino Fusha are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwafwokashumi. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kiza Kaino economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Ngogazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 72,607 Ngogazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwakuzi's national animal is the Nitoriu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Kaino.

Uwakuzi is ranked 287,456^th in the world and 126^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,891.13 Standard Monetary Units.