The Internet Meme of UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevwe UgwemubwemOssas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevwe UgwemubwemOssas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.616 billion UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevwe UgwemubwemOssasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edo State. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevwe UgwemubwemOssasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion ossas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 176,587 ossas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevwe UgwemubwemOssas's national animal is the Uvuvwevwevwe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevwe UgwemubwemOssas is ranked 8,080^th in the world and 116^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.3 law-abiding acts per hour.