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Largest Black Market: 13,878th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,952nd
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Uusi Suomalainen Kuningaskunta

Population3.21 billion

CapitalUusi Ivalo
LeaderKuningatar Kallas

CurrencySuomen Markka

The Nordic State of Uusi Suomalainen Kuningaskunta is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kuningatar Kallas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.21 billion Suomalaiset are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uusi Ivalo. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The Suomen economy, worth 116 trillion Suomen Markkaa a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,423 Suomen Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, the police insist that racism does not exist, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uusi Suomalainen Kuningaskunta's national animal is the Karhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Luterilaisuus.

Uusi Suomalainen Kuningaskunta is ranked 47,528th in the world and 7th in Nordisches Kaiserreich for Most Extreme, scoring 24.64 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Black Market: 13,878thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,952nd
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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