by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,580thMost Influential: 4,142nd
The Mighty dictatorship of
Libertarian Police State
Pride and Industry
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Uunited Islands

Population7.626 billion

FaithHoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki

CurrencyUunited Island dollar

The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.626 billion Uunited Islanders are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkasha. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uunited Islandic economy, worth 736 trillion Uunited Island dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,568 Uunited Island dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uunited Islands's national animal is the Amphicoelias, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki.

Uunited Islands is ranked 56,997th in the world and 2,705th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 57.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,520thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,580thMost Influential: 4,142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,517thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,400thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,719thMost Patriotic: 13,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,299thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,968thMost Cultured: 17,103rdMost Developed: 17,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,406thHighest Food Quality: 20,091stBest Weather: 20,131stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,805thLargest Black Market: 22,610thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,668thMost Inclusive: 26,664th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 90th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionMost Patriotic: 288th in the regionLargest Black Market: 302nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 417th in the regionLargest Populations: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 483rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 484th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 502nd in the regionNudest: 519th in the regionMost Developed: 527th in the regionMost Cultured: 528th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 551st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 580th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 604th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 631st in the regionMost Stationary: 675th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 686th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 700th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 702nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 719th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 729th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 762nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 803rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 822nd in the regionLargest Governments: 895th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 908th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 917th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 921st in the regionMost Inclusive: 951st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 961st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,010th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,032nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,057th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,073rd in the regionMost Armed: 1,125th in the region

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