|Faith||Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki|
|Currency||Uunited Island dollar|
The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.626 billion Uunited Islanders are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkasha. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Uunited Islandic economy, worth 736 trillion Uunited Island dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,568 Uunited Island dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uunited Islands's national animal is the Amphicoelias, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Uunited Islands was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Libertarian Police State".
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Allied States of Driodal.
- : Uunited Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Uunited Islands lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Republic of Antwerpen1.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Shadeth.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Empire of Fankuwo.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Republic of Gennaretia.
- : Uunited Islands was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Eae.
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