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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 569thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,703rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,779th
The War Addicts of
Left-wing Utopia
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Superpower
WA Delegate / Council Head
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Superb
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Utquiagvik

Population4.05 billion

CapitalMegadeth
LeaderJimmy Aligatami
FaithChristianity

CurrencyChildren
AnimalPit Bull Terrier

The War Addicts of Utquiagvik is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jimmy Aligatami with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.05 billion Metalheads are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megadeth. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utquiagvikian economy, worth 654 trillion Childrens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Book Publishing, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,577 Childrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away, and everybody's got wood thanks to Jimmy Aligatami. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Utquiagvik's national animal is the Pit Bull Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Utquiagvik is ranked 10,740th in the world and 3rd in The Celtic Order for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,570.34 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 569thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,703rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,779thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,831stFattest Citizens: 5,096thMost Devout: 5,113thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,584thLargest Black Market: 8,029thRudest Citizens: 9,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,740thMost Inclusive: 12,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,722ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,810thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,502ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,229thHighest Average Incomes: 15,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,437thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,219thNicest Citizens: 17,449thMost Efficient Economies: 17,807thHighest Food Quality: 18,569thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,780thMost Developed: 22,975thLargest Governments: 26,864thHighest Drug Use: 27,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,170th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Utquiagvik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, everybody's got wood thanks to Jimmy Aligatami.
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
  • : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Challenging Sexually Exploitative Recordings"".
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics.
  • : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Cashdeer".
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Bail Conditions Arrangements".

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