The War Addicts of Utquiagvik is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jimmy Aligatami with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.095 billion Metalheads are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megadeth. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utquiagvikian economy, worth 663 trillion Childrens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Book Publishing, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,063 Childrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away, everybody's got wood thanks to Jimmy Aligatami, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Utquiagvik's national animal is the Pit Bull Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Utquiagvik is ranked 28,076^th in the world and 1^st in The Celtic Order for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,283.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.