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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,272ndMost Armed: 4,606thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,961st
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Utopian Hive

Population5.164 billion

Currencycredit
Animalubeast

The Community of Utopian Hive is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.164 billion Utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Utopian Hivean economy, worth 935 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,227 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopian Hive's national animal is the ubeast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Utopian Hive is ranked 4,272nd in the world and 10th in Gardenia Botanicum for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,343.5 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,272ndMost Armed: 4,606thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,961stMost Patriotic: 6,917thHealthiest Citizens: 7,498thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,842ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,924thLowest Crime Rates: 14,042ndMost Devout: 14,675thHighest Average Incomes: 14,992ndSmartest Citizens: 15,295thTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,028thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,469thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,208thMost Authoritarian: 20,933rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,178thLargest Black Market: 21,954thHighest Food Quality: 23,115thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,591stLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,954thLargest Mining Sector: 28,667thLargest Governments: 29,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 29,600thBest Weather: 29,940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,370th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Utopian Hive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Hive, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Utopian Hive was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Hive, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Hive, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Hive, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Hive, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Utopian Hive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Utopian Hive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Hive, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.

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