The Federation of Utondara is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ereldir Ithalion with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.83 billion Utondarans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zion. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utondaran economy, worth 632 trillion Septims a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,860 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Utondara, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utondara's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Utopianism.

Utondara is ranked 11,508^th in the world and 319^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 83.72 Effective Tax Rate.