The Federation of Utondara is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ereldir Ithalion with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.097 billion Utondarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zion. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Utondaran economy, worth 823 trillion Septims a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,021 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utondara's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Utopianism.

Utondara is ranked 140,846^th in the world and 4,566^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 56.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.