The Social Democratic Republic of Uthossia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Rodion Urakov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.978 billion Uthossians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartu. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Uthossian economy, worth 135 trillion munns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,600 munns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Uthossian can expect a strongly worded letter, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uthossia's national animal is the lark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uthossia is ranked 270,400^th in the world and 6,814^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.