The People's Republic of USSRITWILLWORK is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vadim with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.444 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 459 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,968 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USSRITWILLWORK's national animal is the Laika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USSRITWILLWORK is ranked 90,222^nd in the world and 3,642^nd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 777.66 milliStalins.