by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,122ndMost Influential: 1,537thLowest Crime Rates: 2,929th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Workers of the world, unite!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.444 billion


CurrencySoviet Ruble

The People's Republic of USSRITWILLWORK is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vadim with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.444 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 459 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,968 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USSRITWILLWORK's national animal is the Laika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USSRITWILLWORK is ranked 90,222nd in the world and 3,642nd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 777.66 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,122ndMost Influential: 1,537thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,929thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,419thHealthiest Citizens: 3,464thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,920thMost Developed: 3,975thMost Efficient Economies: 4,587thLargest Governments: 4,970thSmartest Citizens: 5,081stSafest: 5,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,780thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,438thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,334thHighest Average Incomes: 7,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,414thMost Cultured: 9,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,905thBest Weather: 10,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,206thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,539thTop
Most Secular: 11,736thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,586thMost Inclusive: 14,156thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,100th
Lowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 237th in the regionMost Developed: 240th in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 263rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 281st in the regionSafest: 284th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 330th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 360th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 362nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 378th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 405th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 442nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 472nd in the regionMost Cultured: 499th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 520th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 601st in the regionMost Secular: 608th in the regionBest Weather: 617th in the regionMost Influential: 633rd in the regionMost Average: 743rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 764th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 781st in the regionMost Inclusive: 837th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 891st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 936th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : USSRITWILLWORK was endorsed by The Socialist Weeaboo States of Figyjharli.
  • : USSRITWILLWORK endorsed The Armed Republic of Maott.
  • : Following new legislation in USSRITWILLWORK, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in USSRITWILLWORK, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in USSRITWILLWORK, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in USSRITWILLWORK, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
  • : USSRITWILLWORK was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
  • : USSRITWILLWORK was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in USSRITWILLWORK, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in USSRITWILLWORK, USSRITWILLWORK's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 179 » Zzozona, Shibutani, U S Eh, Koda-Land, Venicea, Orado, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Hamerica, Lulubellia, Former English Colony, Yaorozu, Maratabat, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, Brucklania, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bankowiata, The Rhein States, Holy Oranz, Pytong, Principia Mathematica, The Stratosphere Islands, Kazoo Basin, Religioncord, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Loutsland, Loli County, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, Sundred, Corfad, Frances Francis the First of France, Fauzjhia, Empy, Newpromisedland, Kranostav, Outer Shenendoah, Heilhum Imperius, Notyoutopia, Sikol, The Iron Lions, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kocherian, WeKnow, Shadowrik, Citrus Rutaceae, and 129 others.Siwale, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, New Lakemba, Joodey, Valentine Z, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Valhalla123, Kragsgale, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Andexia, PEG, Sunto, Republica Guilleana, Interdimensional Zone, Territorio di Nessuno, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Dabarastan, The Pantheons, The United Capital of Adam, Jerzykowo, Pasargad, Northern-Kempia, Wineclaw, Yellops, Xipher, The Royal States of Canada, Leewood, Kastonvia, Votak Matim, Draconian Progression, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Omnistria, Khoik, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, Railroad Crossing, El Fiji Grande, Odelinor, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Timothea, Port Naga, Plangainer, Yokciq Empire, Ethnon, East Akra, 1 very fast endotarter, The Pleiads, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Ravendi, Nodnarb, Nova Arcania, Daiz, Dangine, I Anixi, Chukstik Illahi, Envielle, Solcius, Climeria, Maclare, Ozstan, Hewani, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Noria Prinefrikeslon, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Strongwill, Colfes, Dercia, Galbadiana, Star Kingdom, Alsatian Island, Darkmondoria, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, Demo Troplenia, Bharathvarsh, Wilkshire, Svenskskit, Greater Pittsburgh, His Enduring Majesty, Federal Union of the North, GenshinImpact, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Xagill, Pallaith, Xentherida, Hyphen, Nalver And, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Que Lukustinardon, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Planes, Super Girl, Morgul, Madjack, The Endless Eventide, Kyruev, The Mazur Empire, Makersaulache, Zaeli, The Cascadian Bioregion, Simone Republic, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Homosexuos, The Republic of Free Peoples, McMasterdonia, Kromi, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Otakus and Weebs, Clan Spaniel, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Maott, and Figyjharli.

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