by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 18,131stMost Primitive: 19,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,871st
The Apocalyptic DestiNation of
Father Knows Best State
Daring the wrath of the US Constitution
the wrought iron souls of riveting
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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USS Trumptanic

Population9.692 billion

CapitalWashington DC
Leaderthe wrought iron souls of riveting

Currencymi$$ing lifeboat
Animalships forlorn Captain

The Apocalyptic DestiNation of USS Trumptanic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the wrought iron souls of riveting with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.692 billion USS Trumptanic Passengers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The USS Trumptanic Passenger economy, worth 557 trillion mi$$ing lifeboats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,524 mi$$ing lifeboats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, when shaking hands with foreign leaders the wrought iron souls of riveting wears an armoured gauntlet, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, and grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USS Trumptanic's national animal is the ships forlorn Captain, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hydroxychloroquine-ism.

USS Trumptanic is ranked 115,430th in the world and 3rd in United Trump Force for Most Extreme, scoring 17.76 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Black Market: 18,131stMost Primitive: 19,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,871stMost Secular: 22,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,265th

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