The United Federation of Usoniy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by James Allen with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.518 billion Usonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Usonian economy, worth 336 trillion FS dollar bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,555 FS dollar bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Usoniy's national animal is the Bald eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Usonism.

Usoniy is ranked 172,816^th in the world and 73^rd in Liberal Democratic Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 118.79 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.