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Most Cheerful Citizens: 562nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 718th Most Rebellious Youth: 759th
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Population10.737 billion

Currencydisappointingly low calibre beanbags

The Not Yet Ded Lad of USHALLNOTPASS is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.737 billion edgelords hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 2kool4skul economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion disappointingly low calibre beanbags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,911 disappointingly low calibre beanbags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for USHALLNOTPASS, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime is totally unknown. USHALLNOTPASS's national animal is the neckbeard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USHALLNOTPASS is ranked 38,231st in the world and 1st in Submarine Dongle Communications Cable for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 562ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 718thMost Rebellious Youth: 759thLargest Welfare Programs: 882ndMost Advanced Public Education: 899thMost Inclusive: 1,007thNicest Citizens: 1,016thMost Developed: 1,229thMost Pacifist: 1,368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,432ndMost Cultured: 1,435thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,683rdSmartest Citizens: 1,703rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,862ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,872ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,489thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,696thLargest Governments: 2,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,931stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,267thBest Weather: 3,429thMost Efficient Economies: 3,668thHighest Economic Output: 5,561stHighest Average Incomes: 6,102ndNudest: 6,589thMost Politically Free: 7,049thTop
Safest: 7,601stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,650thLowest Crime Rates: 9,003rdHighest Drug Use: 11,026thMost Secular: 11,082nd

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