The Not Yet Ded Lad of USHALLNOTPASS is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.2 billion edgelords hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 2kool4skul economy, worth a remarkable 2,572 trillion disappointingly low calibre beanbags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,901 disappointingly low calibre beanbags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for USHALLNOTPASS, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime is totally unknown. USHALLNOTPASS's national animal is the neckbeard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USHALLNOTPASS is ranked 237,591^st in the world and 4^th in Sanctum for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -18.46 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.