The Not Yet Ded Lad of USHALLNOTPASS is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.004 billion edgelords hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 2kool4skul economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion disappointingly low calibre beanbags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,901 disappointingly low calibre beanbags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for USHALLNOTPASS, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime is totally unknown. USHALLNOTPASS's national animal is the neckbeard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USHALLNOTPASS is ranked 48,396^th in the world and 1,374^th in Osiris for Most Extreme, scoring 27.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.