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Most Cheerful Citizens: 576thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 738thMost Rebellious Youth: 771st
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Population12.004 billion

Currencydisappointingly low calibre beanbags

The Not Yet Ded Lad of USHALLNOTPASS is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.004 billion edgelords hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 2kool4skul economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion disappointingly low calibre beanbags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,901 disappointingly low calibre beanbags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for USHALLNOTPASS, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime is totally unknown. USHALLNOTPASS's national animal is the neckbeard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USHALLNOTPASS is ranked 48,396th in the world and 1,374th in Osiris for Most Extreme, scoring 27.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 576thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 738thMost Rebellious Youth: 771stLargest Welfare Programs: 876thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,006thNicest Citizens: 1,137thMost Pacifist: 1,169thMost Inclusive: 1,170thMost Developed: 1,510thMost Cultured: 1,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,606thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,626thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,841stSmartest Citizens: 1,879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,010thHealthiest Citizens: 2,012thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,962ndLargest Governments: 2,973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,523rdBest Weather: 3,565thHighest Economic Output: 5,988thHighest Average Incomes: 6,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,498thSafest: 8,151stNudest: 9,100thLowest Crime Rates: 9,505thTop
Most Secular: 12,905thMost Politically Free: 12,930thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,327thHighest Drug Use: 18,017thLargest Populations: 20,595th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 133rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 151st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 161st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 213th in the regionMost Politically Free: 223rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 244th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 311th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 328th in the regionNudest: 350th in the regionTop
Safest: 409th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 437th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 526th in the regionMost Secular: 607th in the regionLargest Populations: 673rd in the region

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