by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,390th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,265th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,333rd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In Pursuit of Truth
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federal Republic of Usfolk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.706 billion Usfolkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brain. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Usfolkian economy, worth 805 trillion cogs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,172 cogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer cogs to support "struggling" industries, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Usfolk's national animal is the Mutt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Usfolk is ranked 34,671st in the world and 4th in Fellowship of Free Nations for Most Inclusive, scoring 117.89 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,390thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,265thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,333rdFattest Citizens: 4,430thSafest: 5,347thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,043rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,789thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,376thHighest Economic Output: 13,945thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,734thMost Efficient Economies: 14,778thMost Devout: 15,750thMost Developed: 16,337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,347th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Usfolk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, the government is spending billions of taxpayer cogs to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Usfolk, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.

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