The Commonwealth of Usengecler is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Hairy Gaijin with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 986 million Usengeclers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anadolu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Usengeclerian economy, worth 156 trillion findiks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,511 findiks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Usengeclerian restaurants, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and Usengeclerian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Usengecler's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, Usengeclerian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Usengeclerian restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, the UBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Usengecler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry, Largest Retail Industry, and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Usengecler, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
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