by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,470thLargest Retail Industry: 1,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,559th
The Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We're Not Going to Control the Pandemic!
Acting Deputy Premier Stephen Miller
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.007 billion

LeaderActing Deputy Premier Stephen Miller
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

CurrencyUS Ruble

The Colony of US-SSR is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Acting Deputy Premier Stephen Miller with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.007 billion US-SSRians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Putingrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient US-SSRian economy, worth 735 trillion US Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 146,879 US Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,128 per year while the poor average 16,482, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to US-SSR, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst pussycats, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. US-SSR's national animal is the pussycat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

US-SSR is ranked 194,068th in the world and 8,728th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 17.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,470thLargest Retail Industry: 1,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,559thFattest Citizens: 1,573rdMost Avoided: 1,722ndTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,367thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,469thLargest Mining Sector: 5,863rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,388thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,548thRudest Citizens: 7,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,097thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,774thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,903rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,182ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,470thMost Armed: 12,097thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,841stMost Devout: 14,151stHighest Average Incomes: 14,708thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,243rdLargest Black Market: 19,145thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,188thMost Stationary: 21,135thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,876thMost Influential: 22,364th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 187th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 242nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 248th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 349th in the regionRudest Citizens: 354th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 388th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 395th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 413th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 420th in the regionMost Armed: 424th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 505th in the regionMost Stationary: 516th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 585th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 706th in the regionLargest Black Market: 709th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 734th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 740th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 812th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 813th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 942nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,001st in the region

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