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Most Primitive: 1,316thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,797thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,239th
The Rogue Nation of
New York Times Democracy
Rhaaaaah
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Uruk Hai Orc Army

Population68 million

CurrencyCoin
AnimalWorg

The Rogue Nation of Uruk Hai Orc Army is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 68 million Uruk Hai Orc Armyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Uruk Hai Orc Armyian economy, worth 3.77 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,469 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', society has literally been thrown to the wolves, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uruk Hai Orc Army's national animal is the Worg , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uruk Hai Orc Army is ranked 89,544th in the world and 87th in Refugia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,615.74 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Primitive: 1,316thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,797thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,491stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21,712thHighest Drug Use: 23,868thHighest Crime Rates: 23,951stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,015th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uruk Hai Orc Army was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Highest Crime Rates and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Uruk Hai Orc Army, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Uruk Hai Orc Army, society has literally been thrown to the wolves.
  • : Uruk Hai Orc Army was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Uruk Hai Orc Army, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Uruk Hai Orc Army, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Uruk Hai Orc Army, Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.
  • : Following new legislation in Uruk Hai Orc Army, the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to.
  • : Uruk Hai Orc Army was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Uruk Hai Orc Army, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.

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