National Anthem of Urine Town

You our humble audience
You have come to see
What it's like when people can't pee free

First act lasts an hour
Don't assume you're fine
Best go now, there often is a line -Everyone

This is Urine Town!
One restroom here at Urine Town!
It's unisex at Urine Town!
All by design -Everyone

It's the oldest story
Masses are oppressed
Faces, clothes and bladders all distressed
Rich folks get the good life
Poor folks get the woe
In the end, it's nothing you don't know - UGC Staff

You're at Urine Town!
Your ticket should say Urine Town!
No refunds, this is Urine Town!
We'll keep that dough! -Everyone

This is Urine Town
Here we are at Urine Town
This, this is Urine Town
Here we are in Urine Town

Yes, here we are in Urine Town,
Yes this is Urine Town
Yes this is Urine Town -Everyone

On with the show! -Everyone