Amenity #9

This is the only place where Urine Town rebels are allowed to pee. It is also the only amenity they can afford. Admission is 500 coins, prior to the fee hikes. If you can’t afford to pay. Well. You get Urinetown.

It’s not like we just throw people off of buildings or anything.

It's a privilege to pee
Water's worth it's weight in gold these days
No more bathrooms like in olden days
You come here and pay a fee
For the privilege to pee
The good Lord made us so we'd piss each day
Until we piss away
The good Lord made sure that what goes in men
Must soon come out again
So you're no different then
From lowly me -Pennywise