The Corrupted Musical of Urine Town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr․ Cladwell with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.887 billion Rebels are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The UGC Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The all-consuming Urine Townian economy, worth 358 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,257 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,620 per year while the poor average 9,149, a ratio of 53.6 to 1.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, and smog in The UGC Headquarters is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Urine Town's national animal is the Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Looking at the Sky.

Urine Town is ranked 6,961^st in the world and 1^st in Urine Good Company for Most Primitive, scoring 104.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.