The Republic of Urial54 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.917 billion Urial54ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Urial54ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,221 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,180 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial54's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Urial54 is ranked 28,180^th in the world and 1,760^th in Osiris for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,393.45 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.