Population | 7.248 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | horse |
The Republic of Urial34 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.248 billion Urial34ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Urial34ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,585 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial34's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Urial34 is ranked 117,611th in the world and 2,213th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 311.707960229 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Urial34 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Urial34, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Urial34 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.