| Population | 13.908 billion |
| Capital | London |
| Leader | Love Spit Love |
| Faith | Rock 'n' Roll |
| Currency | Kālā |
| Animal | The Ghost in You |
The Psychedelic Furs romanticism of Urbane Night Guardian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Love Spit Love with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 13.908 billion Urbane Night Guardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 60.4%.
The strong Urbane Night Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Kālās a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,531 Kālās, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Men of steel get no respect, hospitals in Urbane Night Guardian are too busy serving the needs of Free Thought to see Urbane Night Guardians, Information Technology facilities are being turned into The Ghost in You habitats, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown. Urbane Night Guardian's national animal is the The Ghost in You and its national religion is Rock 'n' Roll.
Urbane Night Guardian is ranked 116,750th in the world and 9th in Free Thought for Most Authoritarian, with 625.11 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Urbane Night Guardian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Urbane Night Guardian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Urbane Night Guardian, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Urbane Night Guardian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Urbane Night Guardian, Information Technology facilities are being turned into The Ghost in You habitats.
- : Urbane Night Guardian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Urbane Night Guardian changed its national leader to "Love Spit Love".
- : Urbane Night Guardian changed its national motto to "And love, love, love.... you can't give it away.".
- : Following new legislation in Urbane Night Guardian, hospitals in Urbane Night Guardian are too busy serving the needs of Free Thought to see Urbane Night Guardians.
- : Urbane Night Guardian changed its national motto to "And love, love, love.... you can't give it away...".
