The Psychedelic Furs romanticism of Urbane Night Guardian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim and Richard Butler with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 12.728 billion Urbane Night Guardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 62.4%.

The strong Urbane Night Guardian economy, worth 934 trillion Kālās a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 73,430 Kālās, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and men of steel get no respect. Crime is totally unknown. Urbane Night Guardian's national animal is the The Ghost in You, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Rock 'n' Roll.

Urbane Night Guardian is ranked 160,531^st in the world and 14^th in Free Thought for Most Beautiful Environments, with 485.78 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.