The Quixotic Mescal Divination of Urban Blight Garden is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kalena Nima with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 13.226 billion Urban Blight Gardenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Helike City. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Urban Blight Gardenian economy, worth 625 trillion IDEAS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,269 IDEAS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, every workday begins with group therapy, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and ad-blocking has been nationalised. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urban Blight Garden's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Urban Blight Garden is ranked 96,222^nd in the world and 28^th in Philosophy 115 for Most Politically Free, scoring 66.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.