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Nudest: 3,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,875thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,414th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Superpower
Cronus
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ur mom country

Population823 million

CurrencyPaper coins
AnimalSome mamal

The Holy Empire of Ur mom country is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enforced nudity, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 823 million Ur mom countryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ur mom countryian economy, worth 67.1 trillion Paper coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,505 Paper coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur mom country's national animal is the Some mamal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ur mom country is ranked 43,521st in the world and 2nd in Hyperborea for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,106.8 Tourists Per Hour.

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Nudest: 3,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,875thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,414thMost Devout: 8,428thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,868thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,469thLargest Black Market: 19,240thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,578th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ur mom country, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Ur mom country's influence in Hyperborea rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Ur mom country was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Ur mom country, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ur mom country, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ur mom country, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Ur mom country, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Ur mom country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ur mom country, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Ur mom country, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.

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