The Republic of Ur Angola is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Disappointius with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.895 billion Ur Angolans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angville. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ur Angolan economy, worth 354 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,220 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, visitors to Ur Angola are microchipped and must be escorted by an Ur Angolan soldier - even to the bathroom, and Ur Angola isn't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur Angola's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Gnostics.

Ur Angola is ranked 83,269^th in the world and 95^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.06 law-abiding acts per hour.