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Largest Retail Industry: 3,849th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,534th Most Inclusive: 5,915th
The Democratic Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Hey no partying
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Upper West Side Soweto

Population3.071 billion

CapitalYa Hey
LeaderDoppleDeaner

Currencytchotchke
AnimalLumpy Space Princess

The Democratic Republic of Upper West Side Soweto is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by DoppleDeaner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.071 billion Upper West Side Sowetoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ya Hey. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Upper West Side Sowetoan economy, worth 439 trillion tchotchkes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,990 tchotchkes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Upper West Side Soweto's national animal is the Lumpy Space Princess, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Upper West Side Soweto is ranked 8,815th in the world and 394th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 87.6 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,849thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,534thMost Inclusive: 5,915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,914thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,293rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,027thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,315thMost Efficient Economies: 8,384thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,391stMost Developed: 8,815thNicest Citizens: 9,665thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,639thBest Weather: 11,800thSmartest Citizens: 12,070thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,514thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,335thMost Pacifist: 13,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,684thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,990thHighest Average Incomes: 14,283rdLargest Governments: 14,970thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,603rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 253rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 269th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 358th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Developed: 394th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 436th in the regionNicest Citizens: 473rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 533rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Upper West Side Soweto was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Upper West Side Soweto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Upper West Side Soweto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Upper West Side Soweto was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Upper West Side Soweto, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Upper West Side Soweto, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Upper West Side Soweto, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Upper West Side Soweto, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Upper West Side Soweto, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Upper West Side Soweto applied to join the World Assembly.

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