Population | 3.623 billion |
Capital | Kilminster |
Leader | Christopher Lee |
Faith | Scam |
Currency | shilling |
Animal | hog-nosed bat |
The Gerontocratic Patriarchy of Upper Nowhere is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Christopher Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.623 billion Upper Nowhereans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Upper Nowherean economy, worth 945 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 260,848 shillings, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the death penalty has been reintroduced, children often kick hog-nosed bats for amusement, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Upper Nowhere's national animal is the hog-nosed bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scam.
Upper Nowhere is ranked 54,140th in the world and 42nd in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, children often kick hog-nosed bats for amusement.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- :
Upper Nowhere was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Upper Nowhere" at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, Christopher Lee's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
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Upper Nowhere was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Nowhere, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Candensia,
Evve Terre,
Exbrenia,
Kynthes,
Klusis,
Rumanian States,
Evacasia,
Vennos,
Nonadia, and
Reru Tanda.