The Republic of Upper Magica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Unknown with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.799 billion Magicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquis. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Magican economy, worth 264 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 147,022 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The best defense is a good fence, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Upper Magica's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Magican Catharism.

Upper Magica is ranked 51,955^th in the world and 7^th in Lyceni for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.28 bananas ingested per day.