by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 3,106th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,069th Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,304th
The Reuploading of
Moralistic Democracy
All will be one
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.453 billion

CapitalTetra Prime

CurrencyCredit Chit
AnimalSpace Squid

The Reuploading of Uomi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.453 billion Uomians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetra Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Uomian economy, worth 961 trillion Credit Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,991 Credit Chits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,132 per year while the poor average 32,016, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uomi's national animal is the Space Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uomi is ranked 44,508th in the world and 18th in Cynosure for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Armed: 3,106thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,069thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,304thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,349thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,680thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,703rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,263rdLargest Black Market: 12,455thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,321stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,075thHighest Economic Output: 15,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,289th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the region

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