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Most Armed: 3,342nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,561st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,582nd
The Reuploading of
Moralistic Democracy
All will be one
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Uomi

Population6.998 billion

CapitalTetra Prime

CurrencyCredit Chit
AnimalSpace Squid

The Reuploading of Uomi is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.998 billion Uomians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetra Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Uomian economy, worth 902 trillion Credit Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,991 Credit Chits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,132 per year while the poor average 32,016, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uomi's national animal is the Space Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uomi is ranked 14,865th in the world and 5th in Cynosure for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,471.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 3,342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,561stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,582ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,884thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,446thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,691stLargest Retail Industry: 11,728thLargest Black Market: 12,020thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,891stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,812thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,865thHighest Economic Output: 15,314th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uomi lodged a message on the Cynosure Regional Message Board.
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Uomi lodged a message on the Cynosure Regional Message Board.
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Uomi relocated from Balder to Cynosure.

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