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Most Armed: 3,212th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,409th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,784th
The Reuploading of
Moralistic Democracy
All will be one
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.624 billion

CapitalTetra Prime

CurrencyCredit Chit
AnimalSpace Squid

The Reuploading of Uomi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.624 billion Uomians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetra Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Uomian economy, worth 854 trillion Credit Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,991 Credit Chits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,132 per year while the poor average 32,016, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uomi's national animal is the Space Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uomi is ranked 147,542nd in the world and 19th in Cynosure for Safest, scoring 22.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Armed: 3,212thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,409thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,784thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,920thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,698thLargest Black Market: 11,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,822ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,861stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,382ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,981stHighest Economic Output: 15,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,539th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Uomi altered its national flag.
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Uomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Uomi's influence in Cynosure rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Uomi lodged a message on the Cynosure Regional Message Board.
  • : Uomi relocated from Osiris to Cynosure.
  • : Uomi was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Uomi ceased to exist in Balder.


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