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Most Armed: 3,764th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,788th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,302nd
The Reuploading of
Moralistic Democracy
All will be one
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Uomi

Population5.924 billion

CapitalTetra Prime

CurrencyCredit Chit
AnimalSpace Squid

The Reuploading of Uomi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.924 billion Uomians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetra Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Uomian economy, worth 764 trillion Credit Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,993 Credit Chits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,139 per year while the poor average 32,016, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Uomi, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uomi's national animal is the Space Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uomi is ranked 83,481st in the world and 50th in The Erviadus Galaxy for Most Influential, scoring 101 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Armed: 3,764thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,788thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,921stTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,391stLargest Black Market: 12,581stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,277thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,821stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,893rdHighest Economic Output: 16,294thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,180thHighest Average Incomes: 18,807th
Top
5%
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, Max Barry is this year's Miss Uomi.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Uomi, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Uomi's influence in The Erviadus Galaxy rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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