The United Socialist States of Until its gone is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Cow population. The hard-working population of 1.899 billion Until its goneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The Until its gonean economy, worth 90.5 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,682 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Until its gone's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Until its gone is ranked 22,404^th in the world and 1^st in The Plains of Journalsim for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,916.08 on the Hickory Productivity Index.