The Emirate of Untied Shoelace is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Black Widow population. The hard-working population of 6.44 billion Untied Shoelaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Untied Shoelacean economy, worth 270 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,036 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Untied Shoelace's national animal is the Black Widow.

Untied Shoelace is ranked 193,994^th in the world and 2,726^th in Birb for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.