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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 875th Most Influential: 1,108th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,126th
The Federated Nicaea Empire of
Libertarian Police State
Faith, Family and above all; UNpoopburg
Dimitri Romanov
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.95 billion

LeaderDimitri Romanov
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Federated Nicaea Empire of UNPoopburg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dimitri Romanov with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.95 billion Hellenes are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,209 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and UNPoopburg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNPoopburg's national animal is the Firehawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

UNPoopburg is ranked 163,887th in the world and 43rd in United States of UBG for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 875thMost Influential: 1,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,220thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,390thLargest Black Market: 1,586thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,600thMost Devout: 1,603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,615thTop
Largest Governments: 1,761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,219thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,234thMost Developed: 2,368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,684thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,033rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,399thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,471stSmartest Citizens: 3,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,705thMost Cultured: 4,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,920thRudest Citizens: 4,945thHealthiest Citizens: 5,098thMost Efficient Economies: 5,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,559thHighest Economic Output: 6,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,858thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,587thMost Inclusive: 9,826thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,110thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,716thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,468thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,749th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

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