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Most Influential: 438th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 822nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,107th
The Federated Empire of
Libertarian Police State
Faith, Family and above all; UNpoopburg
Dimitri Romanov
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.585 billion

LeaderDimitri Romanov
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Federated Empire of UNPoopburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitri Romanov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.585 billion Hellenes are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,233 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and UNPoopburg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNPoopburg's national animal is the Firehawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

UNPoopburg is ranked 21,182nd in the world and 10th in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,545.86 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 438thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,370thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,475thLargest Black Market: 1,557thMost Devout: 1,585thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,607thTop
Largest Governments: 1,739thLowest Crime Rates: 2,172ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,244thMost Developed: 2,311thHighest Average Incomes: 2,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,747thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,227thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,529thSmartest Citizens: 3,625thMost Cultured: 4,355thRudest Citizens: 4,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,986thHealthiest Citizens: 5,048thMost Efficient Economies: 5,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,541stHighest Economic Output: 7,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,857thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,129thMost Inclusive: 9,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,388thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,363rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,043rd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

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