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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 604thMost Subsidized Industry: 811thLargest Black Market: 815th
The Federated Empire of
Libertarian Police State
God? Theirs is no God
Dimitri Romanov
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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UNPoopburg

Population9.791 billion

CapitalNoscoperico
LeaderDimitri Romanov
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyNazi Gold
AnimalSemlar

The Federated Empire of UNPoopburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitri Romanov with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.791 billion Bruhs are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noscoperico. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 2,969 trillion Nazi Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 303,298 Nazi Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and UNPoopburg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNPoopburg's national animal is the Semlar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

UNPoopburg is ranked 3,024th in the world and 1st in Novoyukraina for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.19 Years.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 604thMost Subsidized Industry: 811thLargest Black Market: 815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 941stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,227thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,365thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,458thMost Devout: 1,629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,709thLargest Governments: 1,877thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,887thHighest Average Incomes: 1,900thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,119thMost Efficient Economies: 2,125thMost Developed: 2,176thLowest Crime Rates: 2,394thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,414thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,132ndSmartest Citizens: 3,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,080thHighest Economic Output: 4,210thMost Cultured: 4,376thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,622ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,226thRudest Citizens: 6,038thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,030thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,498thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,541stMost Inclusive: 10,289thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 18,393rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Developed, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : UNPoopburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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