The Federated Nicaea Empire of UNPoopburg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dimitri Romanov with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.95 billion Hellenes are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,209 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and UNPoopburg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNPoopburg's national animal is the Firehawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : UNPoopburg's influence in United States of UBG rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : UNPoopburg's influence in United States of UBG rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : UNPoopburg seized the position of United States of UBG WA Delegate from The Empire of Savsal.
- : UNPoopburg's influence in United States of UBG rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : UNPoopburg endorsed The Holy Empire of Karlovich.
- : UNPoopburg was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Karlovich.
- : UNPoopburg's influence in United States of UBG rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : UNPoopburg lost WA Delegate status in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics.
- : UNPoopburg endorsed The Empire of Savsal.
- : UNPoopburg was endorsed by The Empire of Savsal.