The Federated Empire of UNPoopburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitri Romanov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.585 billion Hellenes are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,233 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and UNPoopburg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNPoopburg's national animal is the Firehawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : UNPoopburg approved the World Assembly proposal "International Energy Sustainability Programme".
- : UNPoopburg relocated from 10000 Islands to Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics.
- : UNPoopburg relocated from Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics to 10000 Islands.
- : UNPoopburg's influence in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : UNPoopburg approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Commend Imperium Anglorum"".
- : UNPoopburg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debtor Voting Rights".
- : UNPoopburg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".
- : UNPoopburg proposed constructing embassies between Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics and Selene.
- : UNPoopburg withdrew its approval for the World Assembly proposal "International Smoking Ban".
- : UNPoopburg approved the World Assembly proposal "International Smoking Ban".