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Most Influential: 321st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 780th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,091st
The Federated Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Faith, Family and above all; UNpoopburg
Emperor Don Rumata
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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UNPoopburg

Population6.218 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderEmperor Don Rumata
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalFirehawk

The Federated Empire of UNPoopburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Don Rumata with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.218 billion Hellenes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,508 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends billions to protect UNPoopburg from a disaster that is one in a million, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNPoopburg's national animal is the Firehawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

UNPoopburg is ranked 4,384th in the world and 1st in Force for Most Cultured, scoring 162 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 780thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,221stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,393rdMost Devout: 1,538thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,539thLargest Black Market: 1,627thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,777thLowest Crime Rates: 2,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,207thMost Developed: 2,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,492ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,621stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,875thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,631stSmartest Citizens: 3,797thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,088thMost Cultured: 4,384thRudest Citizens: 4,963rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,055thHealthiest Citizens: 5,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,688thMost Efficient Economies: 5,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,646thHighest Economic Output: 7,484thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,080thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,453rdMost Inclusive: 10,135thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,916thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,565thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,923rd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the region

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